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.. Hola. soy eric. Actualmente interesado en deshacerme de los chinos... no los de china. Sino los de mi pelo. de niño supe que quería ser doctor y ahora quiero ser un conductor de carreras f1 o bombero... me gusta tomar fotos, escuchar jazz y leer. Me gusta ver ganar a mis equipos de futbol. Me gusta la acción de urgencias y la paz de mi privacidad. Me gusta platicar con ella y me gusta la nieve de limón. después de mil años de madurez me encuentro fascinado por la falta de ella. me gusta el cereal capt crunch, las palomitas del cine y red lobster. Hay veces que me gustaría conocerme mejor y hay veces en que me hubiera gustado haberme conocido antes. La mayoría de la gente que me conoce dice que soy gracioso... la mayoría de la gente me cae mal. Y en estos momentos me encuentro pensando entre la fina línea entre deseo y el querer. Me gusta la atención pero no me gusta que la gente me vea. Creo que el amor lo puede todo. Aunque haría bien en no creerlo.

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June 22

fun fun.

 

but sleepy.

May 04

women.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.

April 14

was that a great lent or what ???

ohh wait.. hmm
March 19

marranito de 3 patas.

 Chiste : estan dos amigos platicando y pasa un marrantito de 3 patas. Y le pregunta. Que royo por que 3 patas. Oh es que hace 2 anios se estaba quemando la casa y el marranito nos levanto oink oink. Y nos salvo. Y hace como un anio mi hijo se estaba ahogando. Y el marranito se metio al lago y lo saco. Y le salvo la vida. Hmmm pero por que 3 patas ? Oh es que un marrano de esa calidad no te comes todo a la vez.

March 14

Thor Norse Power Program !!!!!!

Thor's Norse Power Program
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Male: For thousands of years Americans have looked for answer to life's difficult questions. Now,
   millions of people just like you are finding answers and taking charge of there lives.  Through
   the original, patented and proven program of Ohallas finest diety, Thor.

Thor: Treasure awaits you but beware of your woman folk treatury is deep within her.  By the coming
   of spring she shall be no more.

Female: Thor changed my life.

Male: Author of two bestselling self help books translated from the original runic into 25 languages,
   Thor has helped millions realize their dreams.

Thor: Beware of the trap set by the frost giants, carry your magic hammer.(Crowd Cheers)

Male: Avaliable on record or cassette the personal Norse power program looks to the myths of the
   Vikings for answers.

Female: Can you give my husband an ounce of advice to help keep things hot in the bedroom?

Thor: Take a longboat with 20 of your finest men, head to where the sun sets, there you will find
   a villiage, pillage thunder and burn all that you find

Male: And if you order now, you'll recieve Thor's subliminal tape series.  So you gain wisdom of the
   Gods while sleeping.

Thor: Accept the crystal cup at the feast beware of the dwarf.

Male: Thor's personal Norse power program, call now 866-PILLAGE.  That's 866-PILLAGE

March 11

If.

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too:
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise;
 
If you can dream and not make dreams your master;
If you can think and not make thoughts your aim,
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same:
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build'em up with worn-out tools;
 
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings,
And never breathe a word about your loss:
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"
 
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings---nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much:
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!
March 10

INCERTIDUMBRE.

Incertidumbre

La tarde en el arroyo se detiene y medita,
como ante la conciencia de su vida fugaz.
Ya el misterio en la estrella y en la rosa palpita,
y un rumor de hojas canta la emoción de la paz.

Mi tristeza que duda , se dirige al arroyo
--Tu que has ido por el mundo puedes enseñar...
¿No sabes de una hondura que se torne un apoyo?_
Y el arroyo me dice :_ No sé más que marchar...

La pregunto a la estrella con que la noche mira,
cuando desciende al suelo:_¿Qué ves por donde vas?
¿No hallaste el paraiso por el que el hombre suspira?_
Y la estrella me dice : _Yo brillo y nada más......

Le interrogo a la rosa :_Tú que el jardín alegras
¿cuánto habrás aprendido, que logras consolar!
¿cómo sacas tu encanto de las arenas negras?_
Y la rosa me dice:_Sólo sé perfumar...

Y tú corazón mío, que alzas también tus voces:
_¿Qué esperas? ¿Por qué marchas si nunca has de llegar?
¿Qué secreto aprendiste del dolor que conoces?_
Y el corazón me dice :_ Yo no sé más que amar .......

Pedro Miguel Obligado

March 01

Greatest Vid. ( trying out the embed videos )

 

Beer TroubleShooting.

OK. memo lissen closely :
 
SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.

SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.
FAULT: Improper bladder control.
ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training.

SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.
FAULT: Glass empty.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.

SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
FAULT: You have fallen over backward.
ACTION: Have yourself leashed to bar.

SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts.
FAULT: You have fallen forward.
ACTION: See above.

SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.
ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror.

SYMPTOM: Floor blurred.
FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.

SYMPTOM: Floor moving.
FAULT: You are being carried out.
ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another bar.

SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark.
FAULT: Bar has closed.
ACTION: Confirm home address with bartender.
 
SYMPTOM: Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures.
FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations.
ACTION: Cover mouth.

SYMPTOM: Everyone looks up to you and smiles.
FAULT: You are dancing on the table.
ACTION: Fall on somebody cushy-looking.

SYMPTOM: Beer is crystal-clear.
FAULT: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.
ACTION: Punch him.

SYMPTOM: Hands hurts, nose hurts, mind unusually clear.
FAULT: You have been in a fight.
ACTION: Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them.

SYMPTOM: Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in.
FAULT: You've wandered into the wrong party.
ACTION: See if they have free beer.

SYMPTOM: Your singing sounds distorted.
FAULT: The beer is too weak.
ACTION: Have more beer until your voice improves.

SYMPTOM: Don't remember the words to the song.
FAULT: Beer is just right.
ACTION: Play air guitar.
 
And heres a nice printer friendly card to hold in your wallet
 

 

 

February 25

maki bday

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
February 18

how to get out !!!

You are in a room with no windows or doors.
There is a table and a mirror in the room. How do you get out?
 
 
Look in the mirror, see what you saw, take the saw, cut the table in half; two halves make a whole, then climb out the hole.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
February 12

Las aventuras de un chelo.

La Secretaría de Relaciones Exteriores, el Consulado General de México y la Universidad de Texas en El Paso

The Mexican Ministry of Foreign Affairs, the Consulate General of Mexico and the University of Texas at El Paso

Presentan
Present

Las Aventuras de un Chelo
The Adventures of a Cello

Concierto y presentación de libro por
Concert and Book presentation by

Carlos Prieto

Jueves 19 de febrero de 2009 7:00 pm
Thursday February 19, 2009 7:00 pm
Fox Fine Arts Recital Hall
Universidad de Texas en El Paso
500 W. University Ave.
El Paso, Texas 79968

Entrada gratuita Free admission
R.S.V.P. consulmexepa@elp.rr.com
Para mayores informes: (915) 533-8555
February 01

salad tossing

 Erickarim says (2:28 PM):

seven layer bbq chkn.

le doy vuelta 16 veces al chiken. cada vuelta una untada de bbq. y la caramelizo. then vuelta de new.

 Erickarim says (2:29 PM):

i leave the tossing of the salad to noel.

lorenie says (2:30 PM):

Jajajajaja

Poor noel

 Erickarim says (2:31 PM):

u have no idea.

good thing he loves tossing the salad

 Erickarim says (2:32 PM):

its like the second favorite thing to do.
January 13

omg mtrfkrs ! ! ! ! !

Que no. Que todavia no internet foe eric..........

Can't wait for feb movies : )
January 11

omg ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Ya no ? ? ? ? ? ?
December 27

5 days without internets.

Lol boring. !!!!!!

Oh ya en la casa new.
December 14

Emo memo is emo.

dude. ur lack of takataking dissapoints me. :(
 

December 09

LANGZTFILTER.

O Tannenbaum, o Tannenbaum,
Wie grün sind deine Blätter!
Du grünst nicht nur zur Sommerzeit,
Nein auch im Winter, wenn es schneit.
O Tannenbaum, o Tannenbaum,
Wie grün sind deine Blätter!

O Tannenbaum, o Tannenbaum,
Du kannst mir sehr gefallen!
Wie oft hat schon zur Winterzeit
Ein Baum von dir mich hoch erfreut!
O Tannenbaum, o Tannenbaum,
Du kannst mir sehr gefallen!

O Tannenbaum, o Tannenbaum,
Dein Kleid will mich was lehren:
Die Hoffnung und Beständigkeit
Gibt Mut und Kraft zu jeder Zeit!
O Tannenbaum, o Tannenbaum,
Dein Kleid will mich was lehren!


December 07

what i been doing you ask ?

Drinking sugarless coffee, reading, lissening to dreamtheater. Note

December 06

Some quotes. :)

Although we will both die, and life is utterly meaningless, my time is vastly more important than yours.
Stephen Evans

When you're thirsty and it seems that you could drink the entire ocean that's faith; when you start to drink and finish only a glass or two that's science.
Anton Chekhov.

If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry.
Anton Chekhov.


If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry.
Anton Chekhov.


Even if life as a whole is meaningless, perhaps that's nothing to worry about.
Thomas Nagel.


What is the value of your existence?
Stephen Evans.

December 05

Spoon

look at the pic bellow. thats the last of my 3 spoons. since i was 14 years old i been eating with them.  at 24 and at 28 i lost another one. im just left with one spoon i can eat with....
 
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Thank you for comming and thank you for leaving a cool comment.   luv. erico.
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neta que si estaba gay. ya lo cambie :P
Dec. 4
Dude, this color is too fag  even. I'm sorry it's just too much.
Dec. 4
Muñekitawrote:
Nombre gracias a ti por aceptar, asi que eres dr.. que padre, me gusto mucho tu space esta de pelos heee... ..
 
Bueno seguimos en contacto..
 
Sale bye..
Sept. 17
well lets see, i dont know who are you, im mokosillas cousing, i live on greenville s.c. but im from juarez too, nice to see you here.i hope you can send me a mail or i dont know, im glad to found some people from juarez 
Sept. 1
Sup dude.... well nice work on your page, u are still a douche bag... jajajaa joking :P take care dude..... see u as always on super tuesdays!!!!!!  Amen :D
June 11