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May 04 women.If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. March 19 marranito de 3 patas.March 14 Thor Norse Power Program !!!!!!Thor's Norse Power Program Male: For thousands of years Americans have looked for answer to life's difficult questions. Now, Thor: Treasure awaits you but beware of your woman folk treatury is deep within her. By the coming Female: Thor changed my life. Male: Author of two bestselling self help books translated from the original runic into 25 languages, Thor: Beware of the trap set by the frost giants, carry your magic hammer.(Crowd Cheers) Male: Avaliable on record or cassette the personal Norse power program looks to the myths of the Female: Can you give my husband an ounce of advice to help keep things hot in the bedroom? Thor: Take a longboat with 20 of your finest men, head to where the sun sets, there you will find Male: And if you order now, you'll recieve Thor's subliminal tape series. So you gain wisdom of the Thor: Accept the crystal cup at the feast beware of the dwarf. Male: Thor's personal Norse power program, call now 866-PILLAGE. That's 866-PILLAGE March 11 If.If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you; If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too: If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies, Or being hated don't give way to hating, And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise; If you can dream and not make dreams your master;
If you can think and not make thoughts your aim, If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster And treat those two impostors just the same: If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools, Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken, And stoop and build'em up with worn-out tools; If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss, And lose, and start again at your beginnings, And never breathe a word about your loss: If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew To serve your turn long after they are gone, And so hold on when there is nothing in you Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!" If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue, Or walk with Kings---nor lose the common touch, If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you, If all men count with you, but none too much: If you can fill the unforgiving minute With sixty seconds' worth of distance run, Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it, And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son! March 10 INCERTIDUMBRE.Incertidumbre La tarde en el arroyo se detiene y medita, Mi tristeza que duda , se dirige al arroyo La pregunto a la estrella con que la noche mira, Le interrogo a la rosa :_Tú que el jardín alegras Y tú corazón mío, que alzas también tus voces: Pedro Miguel Obligado Beer TroubleShooting.OK. memo lissen closely :
SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle. ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling. SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet. FAULT: Improper bladder control. ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training. SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless. FAULT: Glass empty. ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer. SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights. FAULT: You have fallen over backward. ACTION: Have yourself leashed to bar. SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts. FAULT: You have fallen forward. ACTION: See above. SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet. FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face. ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror. SYMPTOM: Floor blurred. FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass. ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer. SYMPTOM: Floor moving. FAULT: You are being carried out. ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another bar. SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark. FAULT: Bar has closed. ACTION: Confirm home address with bartender. SYMPTOM: Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures.
FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations. ACTION: Cover mouth. SYMPTOM: Everyone looks up to you and smiles. FAULT: You are dancing on the table. ACTION: Fall on somebody cushy-looking. SYMPTOM: Beer is crystal-clear. FAULT: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up. ACTION: Punch him. SYMPTOM: Hands hurts, nose hurts, mind unusually clear. FAULT: You have been in a fight. ACTION: Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them. SYMPTOM: Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in. FAULT: You've wandered into the wrong party. ACTION: See if they have free beer. SYMPTOM: Your singing sounds distorted. FAULT: The beer is too weak. ACTION: Have more beer until your voice improves. SYMPTOM: Don't remember the words to the song. FAULT: Beer is just right. ACTION: Play air guitar. And heres a nice printer friendly card to hold in your wallet
February 18 how to get out !!!You are in a room with no windows or doors.
There is a table and a mirror in the room. How do you get out?
Look in the mirror, see what you saw, take the saw, cut the table in half; two halves make a whole, then climb out the hole.
           February 12 Las aventuras de un chelo.La Secretaría de Relaciones Exteriores, el Consulado General de México y la Universidad de Texas en El Paso
The Mexican Ministry of Foreign Affairs, the Consulate General of Mexico and the University of Texas at El Paso Presentan Present Las Aventuras de un Chelo The Adventures of a Cello Concierto y presentación de libro por Concert and Book presentation by Carlos Prieto Jueves 19 de febrero de 2009 7:00 pm Thursday February 19, 2009 7:00 pm Fox Fine Arts Recital Hall Universidad de Texas en El Paso 500 W. University Ave. El Paso, Texas 79968 Entrada gratuita Free admission R.S.V.P. consulmexepa@elp.rr.com Para mayores informes: (915) 533-8555 February 01 salad tossingErickarim says (2:28 PM): seven layer bbq chkn. le doy vuelta 16 veces al chiken. cada vuelta una untada de bbq. y la caramelizo. then vuelta de new. Erickarim says (2:29 PM): lorenie says (2:30 PM): Jajajajaja Poor noel Erickarim says (2:31 PM): Erickarim says (2:32 PM): January 13 omg mtrfkrs ! ! ! ! !Que no. Que todavia no internet foe eric.......... Can't wait for feb movies : ) December 09 LANGZTFILTER.
O Tannenbaum, o Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum, o Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum, o Tannenbaum, December 07 what i been doing you ask ?Drinking sugarless coffee, reading, lissening to dreamtheater.
December 06 Some quotes. :)Although we will both die, and life is utterly meaningless, my time is vastly more important than yours. When you're thirsty and it seems that you could drink the entire ocean that's faith; when you start to drink and finish only a glass or two that's science. If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry.
December 05 Spoonlook at the pic bellow. thats the last of my 3 spoons. since i was 14 years old i been eating with them. at 24 and at 28 i lost another one. im just left with one spoon i can eat with.... Thank you for comming and thank you for leaving a cool comment. luv. erico.
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